New England Patriots 44
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...feel free to be amazed by me or make fun of me after the game.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Waking Up with Twin Femgets
So I wake up today and laying beside and on me are two femgets (female midgets).
They are completely naked except for chaps. And they are twins. Pretty hot. Nice ass on the little one wearing the blond wig that is not quite still on her head.
That would normally be weird enough but I soon discover that I am made up to look like a pony.
I rack my brains for clues. I do not remember this being an unfilled fantasy. I am pretty sure I have already done this in my 5th or 6th year of college.
I just have no idea what has actually happened the night before but the room sure does smell funky. Not normal sexed up funky...femget funky I guess.
"So ladies, do I owe you anything?"
They just giggle and smile at each other, get dressed and leave without any words at all.
I pee and take a shower. There is no pain, nothing itches or burns and I see no blood running down the drain so I guess last night was just a harmless night of fun.
So kiddies your lesson for the day is that when a 400 pound bald headed woman with a nose ring offers you a pill and says "trust me, you will love this" you should just go home.
That is the last thing I remember from last night.
They are completely naked except for chaps. And they are twins. Pretty hot. Nice ass on the little one wearing the blond wig that is not quite still on her head.
That would normally be weird enough but I soon discover that I am made up to look like a pony.
I rack my brains for clues. I do not remember this being an unfilled fantasy. I am pretty sure I have already done this in my 5th or 6th year of college.
I just have no idea what has actually happened the night before but the room sure does smell funky. Not normal sexed up funky...femget funky I guess.
"So ladies, do I owe you anything?"
They just giggle and smile at each other, get dressed and leave without any words at all.
I pee and take a shower. There is no pain, nothing itches or burns and I see no blood running down the drain so I guess last night was just a harmless night of fun.
So kiddies your lesson for the day is that when a 400 pound bald headed woman with a nose ring offers you a pill and says "trust me, you will love this" you should just go home.
That is the last thing I remember from last night.
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